Scattered and Such / Ha Long Bay Blues

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I leave tomorrow morning for a three-day luxury junk cruise in Ha Long Bay. It’s for work, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say it feels quite a bit like vacation as well. However you look at it, it should be a rollicking good time. Midnight karaoke, shuffleboard on the deck, really wide martini glasses and more. Though to be honest more likely it will be exactly the same as every other trip I’ve taken to the bay. Seafood lunch, a learn-how-to-make-springrolls tutorial, gawking from the safety of our rooms at small children trying to sell sea shells (by the sea shore), people on boats offering beer and crackers and other junk food (what else do tourists eat?), a trip to a “traditional” fishing village and as always that goddamn cave that everyone goes to that has rocks that look like pictures from your high school anatomy textbook. Lots of cellphone cameras, too.

I shouldn’t be this cynical; I’ve got a free, all-inclusive three-day ride ahead of me. The brochure even says there will be kayaking and a journey to a secret beach (then how do they know about it?). I really can’t think of a better way to spend the first three days of my week. I should stop my whining.

4 thoughts on “Scattered and Such / Ha Long Bay Blues

  1. “that goddamn cave that everyone goes to that has rocks that look like pictures from your high school anatomy textbook”

    haha yea I know that damn cave

  2. You’re right though, while Halong is wonderful, tours can be a real pain as they’re designed for the first time tourist.

    If the boats want our business there should be a special package:”The Cynical and Jaded Expat Weekend Package”

    We’d actually be easy to please. Sail around, stop, swim a bit, drink lots of cold beer, eat some seafood. Repeat until weekend is over.

  3. I think they’d make a killing with this expat package. I for one would be right on it. Maybe instead of kayaks they could just have inner tubes for us to lazily float along in, behind the boat.

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