Here’s to Vietnam’s newest, strangest, most remote, and most luxurious opening night: The M Club at the Intercon Sun Peninsula resort in Danang, Vietnam. I’ve gotta hand it to a team that hires me and basically says, do whatever you want for however long you want, and give us some creative, unique images. And then proceeds to hand me and the rest of the guys a bottle of Tanqueray gin for our troubles. Of which there were none. Negative none. Just lots of actors, actresses, models, TV personalities, probably really rich people, random famous people, singers, Ukrainian pole dancers, and a hip-hop crew or two. Plus lasers. Because who has a club without lasers.